fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

playdated:

“close the door on your way out”

“it’s your room, you close it”

(Source: hamentashen)

urinatings:

georgewashington:

what a faggot

watch your language u were a president

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna frick attitude